Pam Cooking Spray. All Natural No-Stick Cooking Spray. 100% Olive Oil.
Well let me take a look here. . .I’ll be damned there is a whole nutritional label!? On Pam? The serving size is, let’s see here…”1/3 second spray”
WTF??? A third of a second? Who in the world not only got paid to sit in a lab and work on this, but actually pays attention to this!?!? I mean come on! A third of a second? "OMG how long did you spray that? oh I am going to be soo fat.." Or better yet: Conversations form the Lab
*SCHPRRT*
Nope, too much fat
*SCHPRT*
Still way too much.
*SCHP*
Almost!
*SP*
No, now that is too little
*SCH*
YES! That’s it! Dude we got it! Hey do you think we can do whip-it’s off this?
Oh and by the way, I read the ingredients. It’s not 100% Olive Oil. They also list “Grain Alcohol, Soy Lecithin, and Propellant.” So, wait, if there is grain alcohol in this, can our Muslim friends use it?
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Only YOU would read the nutritional label on Pam.
Incidentally, now I want my own nutritional label.
I bet you also contain grain alcohol.
Every damn day.
I guess the big question would be whether or not we could do whip-its off you?
I'm willing to let you give it a whirl...
Wow. I always come in late to these conversations.
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