Defending my shitty music

I was doing some homework tonight, it's all I really do these days, and listening to my shitty music on random. Mandy Moore followed Joni Mitchell and I was dumbfounded how much alike they sound.

Fashion 101

These jeans are too tight

These are muumuus.

Pants being too tight is not fashionable, it means your pants are too tight.

House dresses are called house dresses b/c they are meant to be worn IN THE HOUSE.

Thank you.

IT'S MELLOWCREME PUMPKIN TIME!!

My favorite moment from last night's speach

This was the best look of "what/who the fuck was that" I have ever seen. And it's done in triplicate like any good government form would be.