You two are awesome! Although I haven't watched this yet - I think I better wait until I get home from work so I can turn it up good and loud and pretend you're in the room with me.
Also...is this really 43 minutes long? Really? I feel scared. Scareded-er even than about the Tigger thing, which, btw, do we know that person or did you just find the picture on the internet?
I would like to enter your contest. I'm not sure if I can pick one song or give you a list, but my top choice would be a little ditty called "Walking on Sunshine" by a little lady named Katrina & her Waves. And for shits and giggles, I would have to also nominate "Free Bird." But the ultimate challenge would have to be "Bohemian Rhapsody." Eat that, Laura's Mom!
"That shit is on fire." And I'M not talking about California.
Secondly, you made me laugh out loud at work. Out loud. At work. I'm usually not pleased enough about the general state of things while I'm at work to laugh, so excellent job, ladies. Happy Birthday to me!
And thirdly, my birthday would've been way more super-fun if I'd been with you, apparently, drinking Trevor's wine out of Mt. Dew bottles. The Guatemalan took me to a dinner at a fancy restaurant in the back of a local liquor/wine store. Yum. I had the veal. It was veal-y. Then, because I was in the field all day before that and he'd gotten approximately seven hours of sleep ALL WEEK (these architecture students...oy vey), we went home and were in bed by 9:30. And no, we were really just IN bed. Not, you know, "in bed". Because we're an old married couple and we were tired. Lamest birthday ever? Possibly. Although I loved dinner and Raphael's still wonderful, even if he is a zombie these days.
Fourthly, I want to make videos too! We should make one during Spring Break, Wingal. We have a camera that shoots video now. The potential for mischief is scarily enormous.
And, Fifthly, I'm going to enter your contest, too. But I need time to be brilliant, so check back here later.
In conclusion, I love you guys! You're the awesomeist!
Ok, so I have no idea if "only one submission per submission" (or whatever the hell it was you said) means I can make a list, but I have made a list regardless of songs (in no particular order) that I would love to hear Laura's mom sing while performing various household tasks. (If you're wondering about the most blatant omission, I figured "Sexy Back" was too obvious. Surely you've already tried, "Get your sexy on" as a sock-folding anthem. I know I have.)
1. Sexy Movimiento - Wisin & Yandel (in Spanish! WIth the word "sexy"!) 2. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big and Rich 3. Tarzan Boy (who is this by? I have no idea) 4. Super Freak - Rick James. Of course. 5. Psycho - Puddle of Mudd (specifically the first line: "Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one who is a schizophrenic psycho") 6. Big in Japan - Alphaville 7. West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys 8. I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry 9. Young Lust - Aerosmith 10. My Doorbell - The White Stripes
1. I love it. All 43 minutes of it. Seriously. Hysterical.
2. I am proud to be the father of "Sweet Peter Wine." Let the grapy goodness flow...
3. I am a HUGE fan of T-shirthell.com! I proudly sport my "I Came on Eileen" shirt whenever I go out in public. You DZ chicks can pat yourselves on the collective back for that one...
4. Contest submissions: - "Lick It Up" KISS - "Am I Evil?" Metallica (cover) - "Last Caress" Danzig? - "I.L.B.T.s" Joe Walsh - "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" Primus - "I Wanna Be Sedated" Ramones - "I Fucking Hate You" Godsmack - "Fucking Hostile" Pantera - "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Ted Nugent - "Wango Tango" also Uncle Teddy - "Girls Girls Girls" Motley Crue - "Asian Hooker" Steel Panther (Chorus, please...) - "Fuck the Police" Public Enemy - "Killing in the Name Of" Rage Against the Machine - "How I Could Just Kill a Man" Cypress Hill - "Automobile" NWA - "She Loves My Cock" Jackyl - "Cherry Pie" Warrant
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You two are awesome! Although I haven't watched this yet - I think I better wait until I get home from work so I can turn it up good and loud and pretend you're in the room with me.
Also...is this really 43 minutes long? Really? I feel scared. Scareded-er even than about the Tigger thing, which, btw, do we know that person or did you just find the picture on the internet?
1) Yes, it is really 43 minutes long, though it didn't seem like that to us... it's very... tangential.
2) No clue who that guy is. boobarella found the picture, we laughed wicked hard, and then decided to gift him to you. Because we love you.
I would like to enter your contest. I'm not sure if I can pick one song or give you a list, but my top choice would be a little ditty called "Walking on Sunshine" by a little lady named Katrina & her Waves. And for shits and giggles, I would have to also nominate "Free Bird." But the ultimate challenge would have to be "Bohemian Rhapsody." Eat that, Laura's Mom!
"That shit is on fire." And I'M not talking about California.
Secondly, you made me laugh out loud at work. Out loud. At work. I'm usually not pleased enough about the general state of things while I'm at work to laugh, so excellent job, ladies. Happy Birthday to me!
And thirdly, my birthday would've been way more super-fun if I'd been with you, apparently, drinking Trevor's wine out of Mt. Dew bottles. The Guatemalan took me to a dinner at a fancy restaurant in the back of a local liquor/wine store. Yum. I had the veal. It was veal-y. Then, because I was in the field all day before that and he'd gotten approximately seven hours of sleep ALL WEEK (these architecture students...oy vey), we went home and were in bed by 9:30. And no, we were really just IN bed. Not, you know, "in bed". Because we're an old married couple and we were tired. Lamest birthday ever? Possibly. Although I loved dinner and Raphael's still wonderful, even if he is a zombie these days.
Fourthly, I want to make videos too! We should make one during Spring Break, Wingal. We have a camera that shoots video now. The potential for mischief is scarily enormous.
And, Fifthly, I'm going to enter your contest, too. But I need time to be brilliant, so check back here later.
In conclusion, I love you guys! You're the awesomeist!
Ok, so I have no idea if "only one submission per submission" (or whatever the hell it was you said) means I can make a list, but I have made a list regardless of songs (in no particular order) that I would love to hear Laura's mom sing while performing various household tasks. (If you're wondering about the most blatant omission, I figured "Sexy Back" was too obvious. Surely you've already tried, "Get your sexy on" as a sock-folding anthem. I know I have.)
1. Sexy Movimiento - Wisin & Yandel (in Spanish! WIth the word "sexy"!)
2. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big and Rich
3. Tarzan Boy (who is this by? I have no idea)
4. Super Freak - Rick James. Of course.
5. Psycho - Puddle of Mudd (specifically the first line: "Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one who is a schizophrenic psycho")
6. Big in Japan - Alphaville
7. West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys
8. I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
9. Young Lust - Aerosmith
10. My Doorbell - The White Stripes
The contest idea is brilliant. I'm going to go with "pepe's choice" "Blister in the Sun".
1. I love it. All 43 minutes of it. Seriously. Hysterical.
2. I am proud to be the father of "Sweet Peter Wine." Let the grapy goodness flow...
3. I am a HUGE fan of T-shirthell.com! I proudly sport my "I Came on Eileen" shirt whenever I go out in public. You DZ chicks can pat yourselves on the collective back for that one...
4. Contest submissions:
- "Lick It Up" KISS
- "Am I Evil?" Metallica (cover)
- "Last Caress" Danzig?
- "I.L.B.T.s" Joe Walsh
- "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" Primus
- "I Wanna Be Sedated" Ramones
- "I Fucking Hate You" Godsmack
- "Fucking Hostile" Pantera
- "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Ted Nugent
- "Wango Tango" also Uncle Teddy
- "Girls Girls Girls" Motley Crue
- "Asian Hooker" Steel Panther (Chorus, please...)
- "Fuck the Police" Public Enemy
- "Killing in the Name Of" Rage Against the Machine
- "How I Could Just Kill a Man" Cypress Hill
- "Automobile" NWA
- "She Loves My Cock" Jackyl
- "Cherry Pie" Warrant
Alright, I think that's enough...
Ooh - "Cherry Pie"! I vote for that one, too.
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