After two straight weeks of superior athletic competition and superior athletic costuming, I have to confess that I was unfamiliar with some of the terms/names used in the games and assumed that they were terrible diseases that some of the athletes were afflicted with.
- Mancuso: "I was diagnosed with Mancuso today; I have 5 months."
- Quebec Pop: "He gave me Quebec Pop"
"Maybe you shouldn't have slept with that lumberjack."
- Giant Slalom: "Taking this pill may cause constipation, giant slalom, and a yellowing of the skin..."
- Hack Foot: "Did you hear about Steve? He has Hack Foot."
"Maybe he shouldn't have slept with that lumberjack."
- Burning Stone: "Eating at Taco Bell gave me a Burning Stone."
- Dry Slope: "Don't be embarrassed Honey, every woman experiences Dry Slope at one or another."
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