Friday, July 28, 2006

Last Night I Was a Pilgrim

Weirdest damn dream... it also involved bigamy (on my part--go me!) and a very "Blair Witch Project" kind of feel. It was in black and white, there was a cliff of ice that I had to climb as I tried to escape one of my spouses and his two friends who were chasing me, my other spouse, and Jenny through the woods because I had the Holy Grail. Jenny, Hubby #2 and I all stayed with this psychic, blind old lady in her cabin and Jenny and I pretended to be asleep but were really eating candies and carefully folding the wrappers into perfect squares. I ended up having to defend us all against the attack of our pursuers by ripping out their intestines with my bare hands, yelling, "You're made of snakes! You're made of snakes!" When they were dead, we burned their bodies and then continued on our journey. At the end of which (no joke), I finally became a cheerleader. Apparently it was all some elaborate form of hazing.

SO...

I wasn't in yesterday, so maybe that slowed up our blog... sorry 'bout that. But we may soon have a new addition to our blogging family. More details on that to come.

3 comments:

Jenny said...

Ummm...

Jenny said...

I feel a little traumatized - and SO tired from all the running.

Erika said...

snakes...on a plane...

get these mother fucking snakes of the mother fucking plane.