Thursday, April 10, 2008

Adam, Benjamin, Caleb, Daniel, Ephraim, and Frankincense

Six of my little chil'ins goin' out in the world today. 314 pages of blood, sweat, and ever-so-many tears... yes, ever-so-many tears. But they're out there, for better or for worse. Gideon and Fin are left to be birthed, but they're nothing to fear compared to their brothers. Whores.

Anyway, just wanted to make a little announcement. Wish you all were here to celebrate with me, but I'll summon up the will-power to drink without you. Cheers!


sam said...

I'll burn a lavender-citrus candle in commemoration of the auspicious event. Outside. Far away from me. Perhaps at the beach where only the sea gulls will gag...Congratulations!

Jenny said...

I'm having a glass of wine for you RIGHT NOW, as well as some frozen barbeque chicken-wing-type things. Yay, we're celebrating!

Wingal said...

Yay, chicken! I'm so drunk it' staking all my effort not to leave behind a trace of spellin or sytactical evidence of the fac that i am SSSSO not sober. We did karaokke and, though I'm not one to stand up, I did participate in a group singing of Boyssn 2 Men's "End of the Road." A-the effing-men, brother. Yeah-zu... If only you were al as awake as I am right now I woudl call you and we would laugh hystericlly. Becaues I am drunk and paid precious little for rit. And Jenny, if Psswr 2.00 is not a go, I'm chekcin into flights, man.

boobarella said...

YAY for you!

now, back to the stripper convention.