Thursday, November 13, 2008

An Ode to Jennys boobies

Oh Jenny
Your boobies
While they may be smaller than mine
Or Wingals
Or recently impregnated members of our circle
Yours are lush
Boobs for a hand
A boob in the hand is worth two in the ...
In the hand.
Your boobs,
They sparkle like stars in the sky
But closer
We envy your ta-tas
You can go braless on a hot day
You can buy a shirt w/o wondering "omg, will I burst a button if this shrinks?!"
Your boobs
They flatter me
How they wink from your top
I'm not gay
I'm just saying,
Your boobs
Are better
Than most…
Just not mine.


Wingal said...

I agree. Wholeheartedly. Very nice.

Jenny said...

I'm speechless. That was so beautiful...and so...not at all what I expected to see when I clicked absentmindedly on the link to this blog, thinking (what naivete!) that probably no one had posted anything new yet...

Bravo, Boobarella. And bravo to my girls, as well. Because you've made me realize how spectacular they are, small or not, and how much they sparkle when the sun begins to set...

Wingal said...

And what, pray tell, does Raphael think of the "Ode to Jenny's Boobies"?