Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Performance Appraisal

There are only so many ways for me to write "I am awesome, give me more money."

5 comments:

Wingal said...

Try different languages. Perhaps Pig-Latin. Hmmm... Old English... "Ic eom mihtig... geafe to me feoh" Or something like that... Thought technically it means "I am mighty/powerful/great," but isn't that really the message you're trying to send? You're all-powerful; cough up some dough.

Anonymous said...

That is exactly the message I am trying to send them.. though why they need it in writing I don't know. I mean, can't they see how awesome I am???

Anonymous said...

Other approaches:

Subtle - interpretive dance
Direct - gunpoint
Coy - "riddle me this, Batman"
Humorous - "A funny thing happened on the way to HR"
Desperate - "Ah, Come on... PLEASE? I'll be your friend..."

Or, just document your accomplishments and what you consider the dollar value of those accomplishments to be to the company.

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