Friday, September 28, 2007

eharmony safety check-in person

My friend Jenny has a date with someone she met on eHarmony tonight. And I get to be her "check-in" person. This means when she says the safe word I stop smacking her with the cheese wheel...no wait that's with Larry...sorry, no, with Jenny it means that she is to call me and let me know where she is going and when and when she should be back and then she calls me when she gets back so 1) I know she's safe and 2) I can find out all the details from the date. It's like a built in gossip protection. I love it. Also she made me a badge:

8 comments:

Jenny said...

Man, you get all the good badges!

Wingal said...

I was totally going to post today, but now I can't because the safety badge is too cute for me to kick it off immediately.

Good luck to Jenny (Boobarella's Jenny, that is... to our Jenny I say, "No luck for you!"); but is this the guy we were discussing over pitchers of sangria? I want details, too.

FYI, y'all: Our Jenny's birthday is coming up October 8th. Who wants to pitch in so that a giant cake shows up at her door and Bob pops out?!!!

Wingal said...

SHIT!! I mean October NINTH!!! 999999999999999999999999999999

Jesus, I'm never going to live that down.

Wingal said...

Seriously, my finger slipped. I was suffering from finger slippage.

Damn, that sounds dirty...

boobarella said...

Yeah it was the guy we were talking about over sangria. And when she called to check in...well, it didn't go wel. He was, as I thought, special....

Jenny said...

If at any point I open my door and there's a giant cake there and then BOB pops out of it...whatever that day happens to be IS my birthday.

Jenny said...

As for the finger slippage comment - oh, nevermind.

Serepta said...

Well said.